Jay: “Let’s dress Dylan up in ridiculous winter gear and have him ride the GrosBig.”
Tbo: “Oh F-yeah!”
Jay: “I’ll pick a box of Milkweed pods and we can break ’em all up and throw them at Dylan like it’s snowing!”
Tbo: “Awesome plan. We are flipping geniuses.”
– Ring Ring
Dylan: “Hello?”
Tbo: “D-bag! Meet us at the lot at 9:00 a.m. and bring your mom’s ski gear.”
Dylan: “OK. Do I have to wear underwear?”
– Click
Jay: “They’re all sticky man. This is never gonna work”
Tbo: “Just throw the clumps at him!”
Dylans A.D.D. kicks in…
Jay and Tbo “Hey put your mom’s shit on!”
Showtime
Action!
“Hey ladies.”
Fire 1!
Pfft.
Fire 2!… Pfffffft
Snowmaking
Success!
Great plan boys. Flawless.
Too funny. I came across the milkweed last week and commented “milkweed murder” to my kids as we rode by.