“pchhhhh – Patrol headquarters to Big Bird come in over?”
“pchhh – This is Big Bird, go ahead Ice Man, over.”
“pchhhhh – We got two bogies in the no fly zone, over.”
“pchhhhh – I have a visual, it appears to be two mountain bikers leaving ridiculous trenches down our pristine groomers sir!”
“pchhhhh –GET THOSE BIKERS OFF MY MOUNTAIN!!!”
“pchhhhh –I lost ’em sir, all that’s left is a cloud of dust in the parking lot!”