Laying Trenches

“pchhhhh – Patrol headquarters to Big Bird come in over?”
“pchhh – This is Big Bird, go ahead Ice Man, over.”


“pchhhhh – We got two bogies in the no fly zone, over.”


“pchhhhh – I have a visual, it appears to be two mountain bikers leaving ridiculous trenches down our pristine groomers sir!”


“pchhhhh –GET THOSE BIKERS OFF MY MOUNTAIN!!!”


“pchhhhh
–I lost ’em sir, all that’s left is a cloud of dust in the parking lot!”



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